If they know of him at all, many folks think BenStein is just a quirky actor/comedian who talks in amonotone. He's also a very intelligent attorney whoknows how to put ideas and words together in such away as to sway juries and make people think clearly.The following was written by Ben Stein and recitedby him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary, Sunday,12/18/05.Herewith at this happy time of year, a fewconfessions from my beating heart: I have nofreaking clue who Nick and Jessica are. I see themon the cover of People and Us constantly when I ambuying my dog biscuits and kitty litter. I often askthe checkers at the grocery stores. They never knowwho Nick and Jessica are either. Who are they? Willit change my life if I know who they are and whythey have broken up? Why are they so important?I don't know who Lindsay Lohan is either, and I donot care at all about Tom Cruise's wife.Am I going to be called before a Senate committeeand asked if I am a subversive? Maybe, but I justhave no clue who Nick and Jessica are.If this is what it means to be no longer young.It's not so bad.Next confession:I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestorswas Jewish. And it does not bother me even a littlebit when people call those beautiful lit up,bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feelthreatened. I don't feel discriminated against.That's what they are: Christmas trees.It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "MerryChristmas" to me. I don't think they are slightingme or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact,I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothersand sisters celebrating this happy time of year. Itdoesn't bother me at all that there is a mangerscene on display at a key intersection near my beachhouse in Malibu. If people want a crèche, it'sjust as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundredyards away.I don't like getting pushed around for being a
Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting
pushed around for being Christians. I think people
who believe in God are sick and tired of getting
pushed around, period. I have no idea where the
concept came from that America is an explicitly
atheist country. I can't find it in the
Constitution, and I don't like it being shoved down
my throat.Or maybe I can put it another way: where did theidea come from that we should worship Nick andJessica and we aren't allowed to worship God as weunderstand Him?I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too.But there are a lot of us who are wondering whereNick and Jessica came from and where the America weknew went to.___________________________________________________In light of the many jokes we send to one anotherfor a laugh, this is a little different: This is notintended to be a joke; it's not funny, it's intendedto get you thinking.Billy Graham's daughter Anne Graham Lotz was interviewed on theEarly Show and Jane Clayson asked her "How could Godlet something like this Happen?" (regarding 9/11)Anne Graham gave an extremely profound andinsightful response. She said, "I say God is also angry when he sees something like this. I would say also for several years now Americans in a sense have shaken their fist at God and said, God, we want you out of our schools, our government, our business, we want you out of our marketplace. And God, who is a gentleman, has just quietly backed out of our national and political life, our public life. Removing his hand of blessing and protection. We need to turn to God first of all and say, God, we're sorry we have treated you this way and we invite you now to come into our national life. We put our trust in you. We have our trust in God on our coins, we need to practice it."In light of recent events...terrorists attack,
school shootings, etc. I think it started when
Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body
found recently) complained she didn't want prayer in
our schools, and we said OK.
Then someone said you better not read the Bible in
school . the Bible says thou shalt not kill, thou
shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself.
And we said OK.
Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank
our children when they misbehave because their
little personalities would be warped and we might
damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed
suicide). We said an expert should know what he's
talking about. And we said OK.
Now we're asking ourselves why our children have
no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong,
and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers,
their classmates, and themselves.
Probably, if we think about it long and hard
enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a
great deal to do with "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW."
Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and
then wonder why the world's going to hell.
Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but
question what the Bible says.
Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and
they spread like wildfire but when you start sending
messages regarding the Lord, people think twice
about sharing.
Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles
pass freely through cyberspace, but public
discussion of God is suppressed in the school and
workplace.
Are you laughing?